Instruction for Sparky to get his burger back from Fatso cat.
1. Print the above as large as possible, then cut round cat - extra neat.
2. Paste on a convenient patio door (picture facing in)!
3. Place fat cat's food bowl by the picture.
4. Hide close by and make mewling noises to get fat cat's attention.
5. Fat cat will leap up race over and knock himself out attacking the pretend cat, THUS ALLOWING YOU TO RETRIEVE YOUR BURGER.
Hope this works, let me know how you get on.
http://sparkybarky.blogspot.com/ to read about Sparky's fat cat problem visit his blog.