This morning seemed to start normally enough Hazel & Laurie sitting in bed drinking coffee and discussing that the birds seemed to be making usually loud noises (there was some speculation that the sparrows might be jumping up and down on the guttering ) anyway I was only half listening until Laurie got up and dressed. Then we went downstairs as usual and Laurie let me out in the garden for my morning ablutions. Well imagine my surprise when I saw the aliens had come for me after all!
They were big and mean looking so of course I barked and rushed them (I'm so so brave), Laurie came out and for some reason insisted I stopped freaking out the aliens (which he insisted were really heifers - I'm not convinced).
WHO ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
HEY HE'S BARKING AT ME!
BETTER CALL FOR REINFORCEMENTS
WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT?Well it all turned out okay in the end, Laurie fetched the farmer and we persuaded them back through the fence into the orchard. This is not recommended as early morning exercise so please don't try this at home!