I'M BACK AND I'VE GOT COMPANY

Hi every dog,

Been busy lately as you can see, so I've not got much blogging done. Had a bit of a surprise yesterday when a new boy turned up, all cute and fluffy, the nerve of the kid!

Anyway I've been playing it cool and ignoring the boy and to be fair he has not caused too much trouble so far but you can never tell with these youngsters, a toy here some grub there before you know it they think they're in charge.
I think I like him best when he's asleep, preferably not in Hazel's lap.

SPOT THE POODLE COMPETITION PART 3

What a difference a day makes, yesterday it was Spring this morning WOW it's snowing. English weather is so weird no snow all winter in my garden until April when the sun's supposed to be out.

CHARLIE DOES YOU TUBE

MY THEME TUNE

WOOLY BULLY




Apparently my nick name is the Woolly Bully, I have to say I think this is grossly unfair. It's true that I am sometimes quite vocal with my opinions but 'bully' me!

For instance if your clumsy human steps on you do you a) hold your paw up and whimper pitifully or b) stand your ground and do a full on bark to let them know how stupid they are. Well no contest really, they do need telling to watch where they're putting those big feet.




WOOLY BULLY - Lyrics

Uno, dos, one, two, tres, quatro

Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw.
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw.
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.

Hatty told Matty, "Let's don't take no chance.
Let's not be L-seven, come and learn to dance".
Wooly bully, wooly bully,
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.

Matty told Hatty, "That's the thing to do.
Get you someone really to pull the wool with you."
Wooly bully, wooly bully.
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.

ALIENS IN THE GARDEN

This morning seemed to start normally enough Hazel & Laurie sitting in bed drinking coffee and discussing that the birds seemed to be making usually loud noises (there was some speculation that the sparrows might be jumping up and down on the guttering ) anyway I was only half listening until Laurie got up and dressed. Then we went downstairs as usual and Laurie let me out in the garden for my morning ablutions. Well imagine my surprise when I saw the aliens had come for me after all!

They were big and mean looking so of course I barked and rushed them (I'm so so brave), Laurie came out and for some reason insisted I stopped freaking out the aliens (which he insisted were really heifers - I'm not convinced).

WHO ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

HEY HE'S BARKING AT ME!

BETTER CALL FOR REINFORCEMENTS

WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT?

Well it all turned out okay in the end, Laurie fetched the farmer and we persuaded them back through the fence into the orchard. This is not recommended as early morning exercise so please don't try this at home!

NOT GONE, JUST WORKING ON MY TAN!

Hi Every dog,

There seems to be a rumour going round that I have been kidnapped by aliens and have thus been prevented from blogging. As you can seen this is totally untrue, I have merely been perfecting my tan in time for the long summer days to come. Hazel has suggested that she thinks I may have over done it (she says pale is interesting, huh, she's just jealous). I would also say she has been pretending to be very busy at the office (where I also have a favourite spot for sunbathing just at the top of the stairs - don't tell the elf and safety police). I think this is just an excuse for being lazy but as I can't actually type I'd better keep quite.

Last night at one o'clock we had an earthquake and I slept right through it!!!! Does this make me the world's worst watch dog? It woke Hazel up, everything was rattling (Laurie slept through too, so that makes me feel slightly better). Tomorrow is their 21st wedding anniversary so I have to be on my best doggy behaviour (could be in for a few treats if I play my cards right). Off to bed now - have to keep up my beauty sleep.

Woofers

Charlie Boy